TI-89 titanium

A device that qualifies colleges for free stuff: By stating that students are required to purchase the TI-89 Titanium on their syllabi, colleges are qualified for free equipment and emulator software from Texas Instruments. (from department minutes)

This device is so remarkable that some students can ace a math class with it, but without it cannot add 1/2 + 1/3.

Dean's secretary: Hey, you didn't put on your syllabus that you require the TI-89 Titanium.

(Dean walks in.)
Instructor: That's right. Doesn't it seem unethical to require students to pay $150 or more for a calculator so the college gets free stuff?

Dean: No, not at all.

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89 x 780

89 x 780 = funni number

Joe: Tell me a funni
Joe 2: type 89 x 780 in calculator
Joe: bruh that’s a funni

89 boyz

a gang in baltimore, md or a dangerous person.

watch out thats an 89 boy.

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89 degrees of

Putting the term 89 degrees in front of another word negates the following word. The term is the basis in which only 90 degrees is the true being of something. Anything referred to as being 89 degrees of (insert work) is therefore not the thing being referred to.

That test was 89 degrees of easy!

Her haircut is so 89 degrees of trendy.

I can't stand that bitch she's so 89 degrees of cool.

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1234567890-/*-qwertyuiop[]\89+asdfghjkl;'

When you are in the state of boredom where you have tried typing all patterns of letters in your keyboard and simply move your hand along the keyboard ignoring there are symbols until you come to a halt when you press enter. The 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000th stage of boredom for students in the computer hall or for students who are ment to be studying.

Shaliya: I can't figure out the answer to this sum
Simon: Type up 1234567890-/*-qwertyuiop\89+asdfghjkl;'
Shaliya: You daredevil!

is he really 89 years old ?

When you try to PURSUE someone but random things out of nowhere keep hitting you

Plant appraiser : * broke his legs when trying to chase the head doctor*
Also plant appraiser : is he really 89 years old ?

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9:89

the term “9:89” is an abbreviated form of the common question, “what does it mean”

tom: You cheryl u know how to do calculus?

Cheryl: Bro, 9:89

tom: Ugh, you know what it means stop exaggerating