november 8th is national ask out your crush day
person 1: aw man u should ask out your crush
person 2: what why!
person 1: it’s november 8th!
person 2: ugh ok!!
International ass day
Spread them cheeks
John doe: yo dude, it's November 8th!
Joe Dude: shit you're right! *Turns around and spreads his cheeks*
if it's ur birthday then everybody MUST give you head
Dave: ayo its November 8th aka my birthday gimmie that head
John: you got it sir
British No Homo Day. You can be as gay as you want but you have to follow these rules if you want to participate :
1. Spin the bottle but with the same gender only and you have to kiss each other
2. None of this counts, you can do it with your best friends
3. If your friend elects you to do it then do it
4. If you have either a JD bag, M&S Shoes, Specs Savers glasses, An Iphone, a red phone case or Vaseline then you already are selected
Why is she kissing her? I thought she was straight!?! It's November 8th, that's why.
The day that everyone remakes danielle cohn tik toks
Friend: why are you dressed like danielle cohn?
Me: you idiot it's November 8th its danielle cohn day
National kiss your girlfriend day
Gotta go, its november 8th . I have to kiss my girl.
November 8th is the day the sexiest people alive were born.
did you see how sexy gordon ramsey is!? he must be born on November 8th.