An absolute nobody, somebody who u wouldn't even go through the effort of pissin on if they were on fire, a real loser, wot a twat!
"Hey look at that guy on fire"
"Oh shit yeah he's on fire"
"Shall we piss on him"
"No he's a tosser!"
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a wanker
He's just a tosser - an hour later and he's still sitting there reading the paper and picking his nose.
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(esp. Australia) Someone who can't hold his liquor.
That's the third time he's puked at one of my parties... And he didn't even mix liquors, he's just a tosser.
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(also tosserised) vb. - damaged or destroyed by tossers.
exmpl. "This computer's been completely tosserized."
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someone who thinks he knows everything but knows jack shit
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A selfish individual who demonstrates a complete lack of concern for the environment by thoughtlessly tossing recyclable cans and bottles into the garbage.
Dave doesn't recycle his empties, what a tosser.
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Can also mean someone who 'loves themselves' too much, such as being too vain or having high regard for oneself.
Look at that tosser, with his moosed up hair and up turned collar
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