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Another way for Google to take over the internet by making a social networking site aimed to take over Facebook the way it did to Myspace.
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear about Google+?
Guy 2: Yeah man, it's totally gonna kill Facebook.
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To do an internet search on someone/ something.
How do you know all of this about Spiderman? I googled him.
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A company that is trying to take over the world
Search engine was not enough
they made mobile phones
they made a web browser
they made a free email service
there making a Operating System
they will soon make a MP4 player
they will soon move into financial institutions(banks, credit loans)
when will it stop?
Google slowly taking over this rock called earth
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The answer to all your questions, the answer to the question "What is the meaning of life?"
What's 1+1? Google it.
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Who is Michael Jackson? Google it.
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Who are you? Google it.
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What's a noob? Google it.
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Where's Waldo? Google it.
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Why am I still here? Google it.
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Where can I find a girfriend? Google it.
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What is Google? Google it.
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Where is area 51? No, don't Google that, the government might track you down.
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Google, or Google, Inc., is one of the biggest companies in the world, A.K.A. Microsoft's brainwashing brother. Google is already set to take over the world by at least 2020. The Google virus has already infected more than half of the world's population. It is only a matter of time before you get brainwashed too. Run while you can from the evils of Google, but don't try to get help from those losers at Yahoo! or Bing. Chances are that they will just bombard you with ads, irrelevant information, and Justin Bieber.
Beware of Google's hundreds of deadly weapons such as Google Images, Google Maps, Google Earth, Google Play, Google News, Google+, Gmail, Google Chrome, Google Translate, Google Trends, Google Drive, Google Calendar, Google Mobile, Google Books, Google Offers, Google Wallet, Google Shopping, Google Alerts, Google Blogger, Google Hangouts, Google Finance, Google Photos, Google Videos, Google Scholar, Google Groups, Google Fusion Tables, Google Code, Google Voice, Google AdSense, and YouTube.
What Google calls "Accessories" are actually killing machines crawling with predators determined to force the Google way of life into your mind. And then there is the secret weapon that murders tens of thousands each day: Google Search.
Google might even plan to launch Google Brainwash, Google Overlord, Google Google, Google Google Google, Google Imagmapearthplaynewsmail+, Google Obama, Google Illuminati, and Google Slave List in the near future. You have been warned...
There are over 100 definitions of Google on Urban Dictionary already. Those poor souls could have fought back, but the Google Virus cursed them forever... wait a minute...
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... All ... ALL HAIL GOOGLE, THE SUPREME LORDS OF ALL GOOGLEDOM.
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A shitty website that faggots use.
Hector: Wanna be in my circle on Google+?
Noah: Nah. I'm not a fag.
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