A sloppy smeggy dish your grandad may serve you with a brown cinnamon stick
Grandad - wanna try my fresh batch of grandads rice pudding
Grandson - eugh you smeggy old man
When you haven’t wiped your arse crack and someone asks you to sit on there face
I gave him the sweaty grandad.
A delightful island gentleman who always acts in a manner akin to a responsible boomer. (Until the nosebeers kick in)
That one stubborn old boy who refused to grow up and settle down during his life. Known to suffer from memory loss caused by substance and alcohol abuse. Commonly found at the Redoubt bar trying to convince young bucks to take him clubbing in Hamilton.
" Could I get another vodka sprite please" "No Mr. Hutchinson we closed the bar an hour ago the courtesy shuttle will be along soon to take your party grandad ass back to the retirement home"
A girl who is Close to her grandad
She is a gargantuan grandad girls
A old man in a tracksuit who has a limp, and looks like he is carrying carpets under his arms.
Colin"bluddy hell is that Jerome over there?"
John"no it's rudeboy grandad"
Colin" thank fuck for that!"