mommy missile

It's a minivan. Many soccer moms drive these.

"Dude, I got a new car!"
"Yeah, but it's only a hand-me-down mommy missile!"

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Ass missile

Someone who won't allow two hot girls, to duct tape him up and kidnap him, and then do kinky stuff to him all night long.

"Dude, What an Ass Missile, they totally wanted to fuck his brains out and he was acting like a total ass missile."

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Disarming the Missile

a term referring to the action of masturbation

Bro don't open the door, i'm disarming the missile.

I was disarming the missile while watching Bay Watch, and I made a mess everywhere.

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mushroom missile

a dildo in flight

" dude, that transvestite just threw a mushroom missile at me! "

Stink Missile

An aerodynamically shaped turd, packing the aromatic firepower of WMD.

"tell everyone to seek shelter. I've got to go fire a stink missile."

Modelo Missile

A highly intoxicated person who operates a motor vehicle beyond the legal blood alcohol limit. The vehicle being operated by the intoxicated person suddenly morphs into a heat seeking missile that usually destroys anything it come into contact with. The intoxicated person is typically under the influence of alcoholic beverages. A person who is simply intoxicated cannot be called a modelo missile until they operate a motor vehicle. Please protect loved ones and the public and do not let drunk friends drive.

Police were conducting field sobriety test on the side of the road. That person could barely stand. I bet it’s a modelo missile.

It’s friday night, watch out for those Modelo Missiles on the road.

If you see a pick up truck swerving all over the road it’s probably a modelo missile.

Did you see that crash on the news? It looked like twenty parked cars were hit. I bet it was a modelo missile that did it.

hipster missile

Noun. A fixed gear track bicycle. A fixed single speed bicycle made for racing. It is different than the stereotypical hipster transportation, the fixed gear bicycle or "fixie", which is a bicycle with one speed, you cannot coast, and generally has no brakes. The TRACK fixie, is a super lightweight, aerodynamic bicycle made of either chromoly, carbon fiber, or aluminum. The goal of these hipster missiles is to go as fast as possible, rivaling bike snobs while still being a hipster. The hipster missile focuses more on speed and maneuverability than fashion and style, but retains both.

"Woah, did you see Nate and Nick fly by on their hipster missiles!?"
"Yeah they totally shredded that corner!"
"I wish my fixie was that quick!"