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Girl #1: Nate's such a boomer
Girl #2: I know right, such a boomer
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An above-average, God-Tier being with ultimate knowledge and supreme intellect, who has blinding speed, is extremely agile, and has the utmost precision. Cannot be outsmarted or beaten in a race. A high class ninja, who is exceptionally skilled in the art of frisbee and shotokan karate. Seeks the true meaning of life, while dominating every possible curve thrown his way in an epic combination of insane luck and skill.
Question:"How are you soooo EPICC???"
Nate: eh, it's just in-Nate I guess.
Runner 1: "WOW did you see that??"
Runner 2: "No."
Runner 1: "Me neither."
Runner 2: "Judging by the nature of the aftermath of that sonic-boom, I'd wager it was Nate."
Did he really just ace a par 5 in disc golf?!?! WTF NATE!!!
I didn't think it was possible to be TOO GOOD AT EVERYTHING ....then I met Nate.
Sorry Nate!! I didn't mean too!!
Nate: -_-
Don't kill me!!!
Nate: (grins)
AHHHHH SOMEBODY HELP!! (runs away)
Nate: (laughs, and throws a frisbee after him, killing him instantly)
Girl: Heyy Nateee!
Nate: Oh hi.
Girl: I REALLY need your help with some astrophysics.
Nate: No prob. ;)
Nate can FLY?!?!
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He may seem all tough, but when it comes to his girl- he's a softie. Nate's are athletic & smart. They can be stubborn & like to argue. Nate's are amazing lovers, they like to make sure they're pleasing their partner. Nate's can be known as flirts. It's been recorded that Nate's often get along well with Trevor's, Tim's, Joe's, Taylor's, Elise's, Macy's & Carol's.
If you meet a Nate; keep him. He's a great friend & trustworthy.
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Nate is cute, end of story.
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Nates are caring and the most lovable guy you could ever meet! Never let them go they will be important to you! They are caring, lovable, nice, hot, cute and funny! You will probaby fall for one if you ever meet a Nate! If you ever meet one you are very lucky! Treasure them in your heart because one day they will be important! They also like to help people with personal problems and they are dependable!!
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Someone that is stylish and usually wears something formal.He is hard to get mad at.Also very curious/nosey.He is a strong guy and is sexually attractive.
I want me a Nate is an awesome guy.
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He is kind, sweet and will always have your back he is very intelligent and won't have people messing with you.he is a bit of an introvert who enjoys his own company but he is funny and loyal.
Me and nate will be friend forever.
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a guy who wants to get in your pants. he also is very annoying and will do anything to get his dick in a girl. he's very awkward but has a loving nature. His main goal in life is to get sex everywhere with everyone
girl1- Did you hear about Nate?
girl2-yeah, why?
girl1- i slept with him and it was amazing
girl2- oh no you didn't he's all mine. Nate is mine
Nate- Sorry (girl 1) i gave the best sex to girl #2000
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