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n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones mouth.
Bro, I gave her the best Alaskan Pacifier of the lifetime.
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While doing a woman from behind, stick your finger in her ass, and make her suck your finger clean.
I gave Sally a dirty pacifier last night!!
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The act of sticking your thumb in someones ass then making them suck your thumb.
I gave my girl the brown pacifier last night.
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Ninja-Pacifiers are the best thing for your baby's to be sucking on
Ninja-Pacifiers I want your baby's sucking on me.
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Describing someone who is too young and feeble to be of any use to society, and instead is a burden. Can also describe the sellout children who are undercover cops who try to nail stores for selling cigarettes to them. Implies that the person in question is so young and infantile that they aren't even old enough to buy a pacifier to suck on.
Yooou watch Yu-gi-oh?! You probably get carded for buying a pacifier!
The little boy who came to the SuperFresh to try and buy a pack of Camels is so young, he should be carded for buying a pacifier.
Little Johnny drops a duece in his parents bed, and would be carded for buying a pacifier.
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An insult used mainly against friends and day one's when they say something that is factually incorrect and stupid. A catch phrase used mainly amongst high schoolers as a friendly way to say "shut up".
Connor shut up and suck my dick like a pacifier. Joe Johnson is the greatest basketball player of all time
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A penis that has undergone so much shrinkage from extremely cold water that it is very short, fairly hard and sticks straight forward. An attempt at a blowjob would very much resemble sucking on a pacifier
After Kyle got out of Lake Champlain it looked like he had a tiny boner, but it was actually a case of pacifier penis from the cold water.
After getting out of an ice bath, Patrick’s pacifier penis could be seen through his towel despite his best efforts to hide it