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metric shitload

An alternate spelling of the official measurement scale used by European Union bureaucrats to gauge the size of their expense accounts. Original spelling: metric shitteload (as in metric tonne).

"I'll need the cheque for these first thing Monday," said Jurgen, dropping a metric shitteload of crumpled receipts on his secretary's desk at 5:17 Friday afternoon.

by michaelo August 13, 2003

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Baker's Shitload

A large amount of a given item (usually baked goods) ranging from 26 to 130.

Hey homie we need a Baker's Shitload of chicken wings, I got mad munchies.

by Hally13uk October 5, 2011


metric shitload

Equivalent to:

ยป Heaps
ยป Lots
ยป Lotsa lotsa
ยป Craploads
ยป Mucho
ยป Many alot
ยป Ball of dung

I carried a metric shitload up shit creek.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

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metric shitload

The huge amount of work involved in an econometrics major.

Ive got to knock over a metrics shitload tonight.

by Diego September 28, 2003

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A Shitload of Fuck

your face

Dude, that was a shitload of fuck!

by BlargBalls February 10, 2010

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metric shitload

a spin off term derived from "metric assload". someone heard a person say "metric assload" thought it was a cool phrase forgot the phrase then tried to use the phrase but didn't know it so they came up with metric shitload.
It is unclear whether the Metric Load or Fukton scale scale of measurement came first so both are acceptable in most countries.

dude, it's not a metric shitload...it's clearly a metric assload...i mean you see how it's spilling over right there...yea into that hole right there...anyway that part clearly makes it an assload.

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

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metric shitload

The equivalent of 1000 metric shitballs.

I plopped a metric shitload of faeces all over the sidewalk, blocking movement on the road.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003

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