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When a guy takes his balls and puts them over the girls eyes and put his dick over the nose so they look like squidward from Spongebob
We were having so much fun i gave her the squidward.
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(verb) to squidward.
The act of taking a shit on a girls chest, picking it up, slapping it on her face, then carefully sculpting it around her nose into a beautiful rendition of Squidward's nose from the popular kids tv show Spongebob Squarepants.
squidwarder: Hey guys, you'll never guess what happened last night! Sarah and I were having sex and she wanted me to give her a squidward.
friend 1: That's sick dude, get out of here.
friend 2: We're not friends anymore. Wait a second, you got a picture of that shit?
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Seen Santa, loves music,thinks gary is a hillbilly,hates spongebob,dancer,hates his job, been in a movie
Heres a example read the button I wish I wasn't here right now button don't be a squidward
His dick smaller than my toes
Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes
His dick smaller than my toes
I'd rather ride Squidward Nose
My eyelash flew off
When I saw that dick was too soft (What the fuck?)
Need a dick like Rick Ross
Or Dora the Explorer get lost
Get in my zone, I'm ass naked at home
He knowin' just when I'm on
I post it up like Malone
Get so much neck, it's wrong
That I should smell like cologne
Swallow this dick, it's gone
He's searching for it on Chrome
His dick smaller than my toes
Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes
His dick smaller than my toes
I'd rather ride Squidward Nose
His dick smaller than my toes
Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes
His dick smaller than my toes
I'd rather ride Squidward Nose
Teah: OMG did you see squidwards nose?!
Morgan:His dick smaller than my toes
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You place one nut over each of a girls eye and flop your dick over her nose
I was bored and knew my chick was in a bad mood so I flopped my balls on her eyes and cock over her nose, I knew a good old fashioned Squidward would cheer her up
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Squidward embodies the persona of someone who lost their youthfulness to the rigidity of adulthood whereas Spongebob is the opposite -- he has young energy that finds optimism in everything he does.
Don't be a squidward.
The realist and practical character of the Spongebob universe. Often referred to for his short temper or lack of enthusiasm. Regardless Squidward is the best Spongebob character.
Look at that guy over there he’s so down to earth but angers easily what a Squidward.