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A fact is the piece of skin located betwen a females vagina and her anus.
If you hit that, you're in the shit and that's a fact.
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When homie/homegirl* number 1 makes an opinionated statement that homie/homegirl number 2 agrees with wholeheartedly and shows so by saying '"facts." The opinion is usually, but not always, widely agreed upon by many others not in the conversation. Note that it is NEVER an actual fact.
*cuz equal rights/pay/representation is sexy
Homie: Yooo, they ain't have to do my man Hodor like that my g...like wtf yo, he don't even be bothering nobody fam & niggas gon' niggas gon' *on the verge of crying* ...man, fuck the white walkers yo..
Homegirl: Facts
Homie #1: Yooo look at these old Salma Hayek & Halle Berry pics from the 90s, them bitches sooo bad
Homie #2: Nigga, they' still bad as fuck
Homie #1: Facts
Homegirl #1: Them grown as LADIES are so bad
Homeboy #1 & 2 (in unison): Facts... (subdued)
Homie #1: Yooo, two of the best followup albums that don't get the love they deserve, are It was written and Hell on Earth
Homegirl #1: A lot of people love those albums tho
Homie #2: plus people often forget that the Infamous & not Hell on Earth was the actual followup to Juvenile hell, probably making it the best sophomore album of all time
Homegirl #2: little known Facts
Homegirl #1: Yooo, I ain't saying them niggas necessarily stole the elections, but son something fishy with thei' relationship
Homegirl #2: word, like Russia's our mans and them now?
Homie #1: nahmean, like the cold war, moon and weapon races is ancient history and shit
Homie #2: that's like being best friends with a kid who's the grandson of a crip dude that ur blood granddaddy beefed with for 45 years
Homegirl#1: u know blood and crip granddaddies my nigga? but yeah, that dude is on his cash rules everything around me shit, so it's far from far-fetched that dudes are working together on a common goal
All in unison: Facts
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An exclamation used when someone is overly sure that a given statement is true and,or relatable.
Yo man, Kim K's ass is pretty big.
FACTS! Her behind is brighter than my future.
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(Noun) Agreeing with a statement. Often used by fuckboys. Derivation from "fact" which, of course, means "a true statement"
fuckboy 1: yooo javon was so drunk the other night, he sent dick pics to the pizza delivery guy
fuckboy 2: (in agreement) factsss
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Something that is true, and has proof to be true.
An example fact is that men with a name beginning with "K" have large penises. Like the name Kevin for instance!
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The distance between the anus and the vagina.
Example: hold up your left hand and make a "C" shape with your thumb and index finger.
That's the distance you're looking for.
A FACT: The distance between a fuck hole and a muck hole and if you miss yer inna shit 'n thassa FACT.
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