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Girls...the mystical sex. They enjoy (*GASP*) shopping and putting strange colored coats on their nails, only to be washed off by pure alcohol. :-/
They take more than 30 seconds to get dressed in the morning and spend 1/10 of their life in the salon. Do NOT attempt to approach one without a weapon.
*SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING*
More than 2 hours within contact of a girl before age 11 can be hazardous to your health.
One boy was sent to a girl's house while waiting for his parents to come home. Neighbors report they heard slashing noises and a high pitched scream. The boy was never seen again.
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A female child or a young woman.
An extremely impressive creature that has an ability to empathize and love from a very young age. Something that many men takes years to learn and fully grasp, or never learn at all.
Unfortunate victims of sexist "macho" males and foul pedophiles, who are just insecure coward-fucking arseholes with no souls who got beaten up/abused by their equally pathetic and cowardly dads when they were little.
Girls need lots of love.
That little girl is truly an angel.
Sexist people, get out of my way. Short-sighted, narrow-minded, condescending, chauvinistic hypocrites. You're all just a bunch of big babies. Let's not regress ourselves to the stone age.
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girls = time x money
time = money
thus:
girls = money x money = 'money' squared
and:
money = 'the root of all evil'
thus:
girls = (square root of evil) squared
Therefore:
girls = evil
guy 1: girls suck
guy 2: yep, they're evil
guy 3: you're just bitter cuz you haven't been laid in a while...
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Something I just NEVER seem to get...it always seems like all da real catz can't get any chicks...
Girls, they want ONE guy, and thatz IT! And if they can't have that ONE guy, they're gonna say "all guys are jerks" and then their gonna become all sad or become all bitchy just over ONE guy that is probably "exactly what they are lookin for"
Girls need to realize that even though that ONE guy might not like them like they want them too, they NEED to move on, cuz theres other guys that want that same chick.
And these other guys (like me) try to get to know a girl like this, but we GET REJECTED.
Girls IGNORE me no matter what I seem to do. I try to go up to one, smile at them, and say "hey how's it goin?" but they ALWAYS ignore me or say "why do you care" BECAUSE I'm not that ONE guy they originally wanted in tha first place...
Girls want ONE guy DESPERATELY, and they will do anything to get him. And when they can't get that one guy, they'll start saying all boys are stupid. THEY NEED TO OPEN THEIR EYES and realize that guys like me would love to get to know them, but instead they ignore us. And this is EXACTLY why I get rejected everytime...
I'm 19 years old and I haven't even been on a date, I haven't even hugged a girl yet, and I try talkin to girls ALL DA TIME! I try bein nice, but I guess girls will ALWAYS be a "girl"
Me: "Hey, how's it goin?" :) *while smiling*
Girl: *walks by and COMPLETELY ignores guy*
Me (to another girl): "Hey, how's it goin?" :)
Girl: "why do you care?"
*Girl then probably thinks "what a loser"*
BUT WHO KNOWS what girls are really thinkin...
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Very unpredictable....but predictable in being unpredictable
Girl: Hey...um ur friend told me you were flirting with some other girls in the hallway
Boy: thinking: great here we go again
Girl: ARE U CHEATIN ON ME? U LIKE THAT BITCH DONT YOU?!? YOU CAN GO BE WITH HER THEN U ASSHOLE!!
Boy: i didnt even say anything yet
Girl: o...ily ^_^ bye -runs away-
Boy: O_o?
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The creation of satan. designed to destroy the existence of mankind.
Proof that girls are evil:
First, girls need time and money:
Girl = Time * Money
And we know that time is money:
Girl = Money * Money
We also know that money is the root of all evil:
Money = Evil ^ 1/2
Therefore:
Money ^ 2 = Evil
So we are forced to conclude that:
Girl = Evil
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This word has multiple different meaning depending on the context.
1. A word that black women use towards a person no matter their gender identity or pronouns
2. A young person that identifies as a female or doesn't identify as male
3. A persons girlfriend
4. A word mainly girls use to refer to their best friend
1. Girl its 7 in the morning, why are you calling me?
2. I'm a girl.
3. I gotta look fresh for my girl you know what i'm saying.
4. Girl cheer up, that boy aint coming back for you
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