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When your rolling a blunt and you accidentally tear it or mess it up, you use papers or other layers of the blunt to patch up the tear.
"Yo roddy just fucked up that blunt man, you might need to pull some Swag Surgery so we can smoke this!"
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The greatest thing ever. I love to go through "25 memes about knee surgery"!!!
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Joe: "Wow, cut yourself shaving this morning?"
Tom: "Yeah, I've started performing amateur surgery on myself."
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The only possible method to remove the desired content from welded plastic packaging, usually a clear and stiff plastic not otherwise labeled as to content but only slightly weaker than carbon nanotubes.
The person opening must often cut long edge welds, rip at deeply recessed permanent spot welds, and attempt to remove tightly cinched bracelets of colored plastic, which are definitely stronger than carbon nanotubes, without:
a) destroying or irreparably damaging the functionality or aesthetic condition of the desired contents, the same desired contents which is in extremely intimate contact with said bracelets and packaging at a molecular level, or:
b) suddenly slipping, causing a predestined slice or impalement into flesh with the selected tool or the sharp edge of the plastic.
After 45 minutes of plastic surgery, I finally removed my daughter's new doll from the plastic package. The doll was still grinning when I left to get some real sutures in my finger where my box cutter sliced it open when I slipped trying to cut the outer weld on that stupid clear packaging!
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1. An option people have to change solely their OUTWARD appearance; looking more aesthetically pleasing does NOT make one any more or less of a human being.
2. SWEET REVENGE for people who have great personalities to become just as attractive on the outside ^_^
Remember that dog, Magda?? Well she got some plastic surgery and she looks GREAT now! She always was a nice girl. I gave her my number.
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A term for a type of oral sex that lasts at least 2 hours and includes extremely cautious and detailed oral contact. In order to perform or receive Brain Surgery, both parties must be well prepped, fed, and cleaned prior to the act.
"Dude, Josh is still in there getting brain surgery!"
"I know. I wonder if he's gonna make it."
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