A lie, an untruth, a tall tale, a big story usually about meaningless shit, stories often contain somalians, exes, candy apple red rx3, anything brazillian, and portofino boys.
Ackaz guess whos texted mes the other dayz it was a quinnz she was a keenz for me againz but i tellz her to fuckz offz cos shes part brazillian and i wasnt keenz, i just dont have the same sex drive as the other guys. - what a sam wilson
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1. (noun)when the front of one's underwear is situated or pulled uncomfortably high; a frontal wedgie
a.Dude that crummy chair gave me a wilson.
b.Jamie even gave Carl a wilson when he did a cartwheel.
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When a guy cheats on you with your own "friend" and the situation gets ugly, usually ending in a cat fight and his car getting tamponed.
I've been Wilsoned again. I cant believe you Wilsoned me. Maybe she has self esteem issues because she's been Wilsoned before.
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Pulling a Wilson :phrase:
*when someone gains excitement and adrenaline from causing unnecessary chaos in another person’s life; usually by means of manipulation and exploitation*
“She Pulled a Wilson and nobody saw it coming.”
“Tread lightly around that one, they’re known for Pulling a Wilson whenever possible.”
go there and you either turn out gay, a neek or lonely for the rest of your life
Jeff: what skl u go to
Neek: Wilson's
Jeff: (walks off)
To say one thing but do another, purposely screwing over someone else in the process.
He said he would work on the project with me, but he wilsoned me and I had to do it myself.