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Total fucking badass, true definition of swag. DO not fuck with him or you will earn yourself a kick in the throat.
Larabee (AKA Larbs)
"See that kid over there?"
"Yeah, the one in the red Polo and jeans?"
"Yeah, you know who that is?!
"No"
"Larabee, do not fuck with him, he's a badass"
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A Greek god who, like all such gods, has just one weakness. What it is only a very few can guess.
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An Emelie is a kind, unique, wonderful, pretty, smart and independent woman! She doesn't pretend to be someone else, others replicate her. She will make you laugh 100 different ways every time you meet her. The hours you spend with her will pass by so quickly and you can never seem to say goodbye. Just behave yourself when you get the honor of meeting such a Queen Bee. Emelie has an amazing voice and many talents. If there were a reunion of “destiny’s child’s”, she would surely be the Beyoncé of the group. She’s the new and better Vivienne Westwood from Benediktbeuern, revolutionizing the world of fashion. Emelie is a bit crazy but not out of control—except for the time she brakes her nails.
Killer body, amazing hair, beautiful eyes, and a smile like a delicious slice of Honigkuchen.
We love our Emelie and if you ever come across an Emelie, then she’s a real keeper!
You act like Emelie aka Emmy
Maurice has a big cock and women love him. He loves having sex with them. They want to have sex with him too. Most of the women Maurice has Sex with are sexy lady babies. Besides to this he is not gay because loves sexy women and they like him and they have lots of sex together because Maurice has a huge cock and he is a young sexy motherfucker. He likes playing cool games like Barbies secret adventures but the sexy women he has a lot of sex with don‘t, because when Maurice plays it they cant have sex with him, so they cry. His hobbys are playing the flute, playing golf and having tons of sex. Other men want to have sex with him to, but Maurice doesnt, because hes not gay. Still, if he could, he would fuck himself but he is not gay.
Quote from the goat:
„If you want to be happy, you need a sexy woman who can cook, a sexy woman who loves you, a sexy woman who would never leave you, a sexy woman who wants to have lots of sex with you and last but least the most important thing: they shouldnt know about each other.“
Hey, look it’s Maurice aka Goat.
Dang he has a huge cock
Yes i heard he has tons of sex
That one wasteman who loves to f*** around makin po**rnos
Fake ass bi***
Omg that guy Leo aka faisal
He's real name is actually Faisal
What a douche!! Deadbeat
That one friend one likes that does the following...
- UGLYIER THAN A BLUE WAFFLED COVERED IN SHIT
- Resembles the creature named Smeagol
- Stays silent the whole time when he is with you...so silent that you won't even know until he does the CREATURE SCREEEH (will be defined next)
- Creature Screech = the sound it makes when its circle jacking, mad, happy, any other emotion and sounds like a mix a jackal being raped by elephant and a lil gurl screaming
- Plays xbox live only to play gay music, say nothing, and pretend to be a hard nigga in front of his few friends
- Has a Creature Cave
- Can't bench more than the bar ITSELF
- Cusses like a PUSSY ASS PUNK BITCH FUCKER that got neutered to prevent the spread of Creatureism
- Weighs less than 90lbs
- Circle jacks himself to sleep every night + ask anyone near him to join him in it
- You will Nickelback or Creed when he is near
None can be given about The Creature aka Smeagol. Last time it was nearly hunted to extinction . At least one must present to serve as example of what to avoid becoming.
Another word for boobs that is used when wanting to compare them to men's testicles (For Pain related issues)
Ouch!!! That ball hurt, it hit me right in the Boobicles (AKA Chesticles) .