ASMR

The act of doing random ass things with shitty camera audio

Tim: I made an ASMR video yesterday and got 300 likes!!
John: Dude your just trying to use that bitchy camera your mum bought you yesterday aren't you
Tim: yes...

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Asmr

NO ASMR APRIL

-No watching same in April.
That means no asmr

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ASMR

the most horrible thing that makes you want to cry and commit 80 crimes every hour

Anne: hey wanna listen to ASMR
Koi: no that shit hurts

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ASMR

it stands for Awesome Synchronized Metalic Rats according to Kevin Moon.

Deobi 1: Hey did you see the one video of moonbae beating that box!
Deobi 2: Yea that was some sick ASMR!

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ASMR

Shit that makes you go deaf :>>

Laura- ''Oh no it's asmr!''

Ashley- ''We're all gonna go deaf!''

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ASMR Protocol

Andy Sandy Mandy Randy

Me: Hey Rishabh do you know about ASMR Protocol?

Rishabh: No, what is it?

Me: Andy Sandy Mandy Rishabh Randy

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ASMR

That happy feeling you get when you rap a whole verse perfectly without making a mistake

*raps Eminem* “Broo that felt good. That was some ASMR

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