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if born on this day you are a bitch of a dad
bro you were born on aug 31 you are a b
National give your man anything he wants day
National give your man anything he wants day is a day that you give your man anything he wants Aug 25
The 23 August is the day we all pretend to be emo for the whole day
Man 1: Hey um why are you dressed like an emo
Man 2: Its 23 aug
Man 1: so?
Man 2: Today is pretend to be an emo day
Man 1: wait so every aug 23 we pretend to be emo
Man 2: exactly
The ultimate number-one scammer.
Sarah: I checked my bank account and it is drained!
Paul: It was probably AUG Vamp.. you're not getting your shit back.
People who are born on Aug 24 are A+ fuck buddies like people who are born on Aug 10
Wow they’re cute, sure one of them was born on Aug 24 and the other one on Aug 10.
A school in Sydney for middle class footy heads who come on singing scholarship's. The biggest dickheads can be found at house parties with stella chicks, as seen in "chloe's 14th birthday" roast. Literally every kid smokes weed and steals their mothers champagne.
Girl: heard of that hot kid at St augs?
Girl 2: yeh but he stole my gato bong at the Riverview gatho.
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Aug-ginas are typically large men who like to pole dance and are very rich. Typically a quiet mammal with fat rollsto keep them warm in the winter. They have strangly boney faces that show little expression and when they do, it makes you want to puke. Can morph into any race when angered.
ex 1: "Did you see that aug-gina? When he smiled it made me puke everywhere."
ex 2: "Those rolls on that mammal are so large, it must be what they call an aug-gina."
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