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An expensive clothing store that does not see the irony in using naked people to sell clothes.
Let's all go to Abercrombie and Fitch and become soulless minions of orthodoxy!
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That store where when you walk by, you can't tell which one it is, so you have to go in and walk around for five minutes before you actually see a sign that states the store name.
Abercrombie and Fitch brainwashes weak people to keep coming back to their stores. They do this with three factors:
#1: MUSIC BRAINWASHING
They have developed a way to brainwash you through their "oh-soloud" music. subliminal messages are pumped through the 50+ speakers that are located throughout the store. The messages they send out are not important ones such as "world peace" or "don't be emo", NO. it's stupid messages like: "BE DUMB AND BUY MORE STUFF. IT'S NOT THRIFT STORE CLOTHING, IT'S 'DESIGNER'".
that's why all the people that shop there are dumb shits.
#2: PERFUME THAT KILLS BRAIN CELLS
This one is self explanatory... the powerful stench that eminates from the store kill brain cells and cause brain cancer. this also makes the buyer more gullable into believing that what they are buying is actually "worth the $70"
#3: "TURN THE LIGHTS ON!!!"
we all know this for a fact... A&F needs to turn the lights on so we can A) see what kind of shit we're buying, and B) see how overpriced it is.
all-in-all...
Abercrombie and Fitch, along with Hollister and all those other shit stores are planning to take over the world by making everyone stupid.
My advice?
DON'T GO IN THERE
NEVER
NOT EVEN AS A JOKE
MY FRIEND WENT IN THERE AND NOW SHE'S A BITCH
DON'T GO IN THERRRRRRRRRRRE!!!!!!!!!!!
D:
fake blonde: "LET'S GO BLOW $800 ON A T-SHIRT FROM ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH!!"
her stupid boyfriend: "OH MY GOD YES! MY DADDY JUST GAVE ME MY FIFTH CREDIT CARD! LET'S GO GIRLS!"
brainwashed posse: *monotone* "all hail lord Abercrombie and lord Fitch"
ensemble: "ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY RULERS!"
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really expensive store. ridiculous how much a shirt costs but I shop there every once in a while if theres stuff on sale or if theres stuff on ebay but I save up my own $ I don't spend my parents. why does it really matter where people shop its the person that matters and all that crap. People that shop at a&f shouldn't diss people that shop at hot topic and vice versa. theres just a stereotype. I mean I shop at ht sometimes and marshalls and tj max so ppl that shop there arent all rich stuck up b*tches but some are. skirts are slutty they are really short but some stuff is kinda cool. I have to say though that guys that shop there bug me...
person 1: I went to a&f over the weekend
person 2: omg how do afford it?!?!?! its so expensive!
person 1: I saved up some $ and my parents gave me some too. I've been saving for a year now.
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A clothing store. Either you shop there like a snob and call any one who disikes it is a "Jealous, Scene, Emo, freak" or you absolutely despise it because it's too "cliche" but then run off to Hot Topic with all of your friends. The fact is folks is that either way you are probably a slave to fashion and status. I would love to see any one closely related to either of the groups defined above to step in the shoes of someone who can't afford descent clothes. Its not the clothes that are wrong it's just the preppy, spoiled, "sophisticated," (for those of you who dont know, the quotation marks were used to show sarcasm)cliques that think that people actually love them instead of just wanting to fit in the hell hole that is high school
A&F Snob: "OMG look at these Abercrombie and Fitch jeans! they look like all the others that I bought (with my parents money)but their totally sophisticated."
"Scene kid": "Wow, what a freekin snob like any one will ever love her like LoL look at those skinny jeans from Hot Topic that look like all the others that I bought (with my parents money)but are totally hot!"
Sane person: "Wow, i really hate all of you but, not enough to give a damn about you."
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a place were "popular" preps shop because they think they have to spend $50 to buy the latest trends or no one will accept them. trust me there are better people to hang out with than preppy snobs. so drop the abercrombie bullshit and if the popular kids dont accept u anymore that would be considered a good thing. trust me you will have much more fun hangin out with regular ppl.
former prep: "im not spending $50 bucks on pants anymore"
preppy snob: omg like fine then like you like cant like hang out with us like anymore"
former prep: "um ok go fuck yourself"
former prep: "hey can i hang out with u guys now. that bitch decided im not popular anymore."
regular person: "yeah awesome you dont need those preppy faggots"
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The lifestyle brand which sums up all classy, urban, and luxurious properties. Imported clothes made from fine materials, the clothes and accesories from this store give a fine touch to any higher- middle class citizen. The epitomy of style, comfort, and all around sexiness.
Her aqua polo is from Abercrombie and Fitch.
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One of many stores that sells similar clothing and convinces Americans to worship them like the materialistic gods they are.
Quite possibly why the middle and far east considers us "The Great Satan".
Also has shoddy, easily worn out and soon to be out of fashion clothing.
Hey did you check out my new Abercrombie and Fitch sweatshirt with the hilarious anacdote about my huge dick, cleverly disgused as large sausage salesmen? And the giant A&F logo that blankets the remaining free space so everyone knows where I got it?
No Gary. But I believe you'd look better when they come out with the new Fudge Packin' In The Closet line of pants. Do I need to kick your ass again?
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