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‘tiktok accountant’ is a term that people on TikTok use to refer to people that do sex work. This can include on a large-scale, such as pornography, as well as people who make money through sites like OnlyFans.
I need an accountant. No not a tiktok accountant, I mean a real one
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A term used by people who lack basic, everyday intelligence or understand simple banking/financial terms.
Bank Member: I'd like to make a deposit to my checkings accounts.
Bank Teller: You mean you have more than one checking account?
The brand accounts on quotev dot com are large group of accounts roleplaying as companies personified. They are all under investigation for claims of homosexuality and queerness. Every one of them needs to touch grass, as they are all slowly destroying Quotev from the inside out.
Wow, I sure hate the brand accounts. They’re all so annoying and gay.
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On online games, mostly first person shooters, a backup account that a person has to practice the particular game without risking the stats on their legit account.
Person 1: d00d. ur only a level 24. get good nub.
Person 2: This is just my scrub account. I have all level 50s on my legit account, nub!
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The ammount of semen held in reserve in one's testicles at any given point in time.
"I'm sorry sir. You are only allowed to make six withdrawals from your account per day"
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The name of a motorcycle gang consisting entirely of middle aged, mid life crisis-torn, middle management fat men, who spend their working weeks chained to a desk answering purchase ledger queries, but have saved enough to buy a Harley Davidson, on which they ride every weekend, pretending to be an outlaw.
Me: What you up to this weekend Dave?
Dave: I'm going to ride the Harley around Midlands towns with the gang.
Me: You crazy Sons Of Accountancy.
Usually a social media account that is NOT curated by a person but instead a computer that either scams you or gives your computer/device a virus to steal information.
“I noticed there are a lot of bot accounts on Instagram.”