Anti-Nolitionary Advocates

are advocates who advocate against foisting one to make a choice or decision against their will

Statists foisted a nolitionary experience of eating nattō onto agorist who happened to live within their borders; because there was a surplus of nattō because the government-subsidized nattō & there wasn’t enough demand for nattō despite the subsidizes. To eschew, the nattō from going bad -- the government decided to force its citizenry (and those who happened to live within their borders) to eat the surplus of nattō. The government made those they didn’t like to eat more nattō.

After months & months of the government forcing people to eat nattō against their will the anti-nolitionary advocates rose up to get rid of the government via a peaceful singing-revolution.

He can't be allowed to advocate for himself

You... Aren't going to do it right. I think you know you're not going to do it right. You're likely to do it wrong on purpose.

A retard "He can't be allowed to advocate for himself or he'll achieve an outcome I don't want!"

Hym "Which is why it's absolutely necessary for you not to advocate for anyone. Because your desire for the outcome to be less than what it could be almost guarantees that the outcome will be negative. Entirely arbitrarily negative."

Fart Advocate

(Noun) Someone who encourages their fellow farters and lifts them up from a place of shame.

Being the good fart advocate that I am, I choose not to fart shame my friends!

Avocado sandwich advocate

Someone who is sells marijuana or is a big fan of it and it's legalisation.

From a song by Dr.Reknaw

Matt's such an avocado sandwich advocate, he even grows it.

Dev's Advocate

The seeming devil's advocate stance game developers take on game forums when you go through them, and see the devs disagreeing with every idea people raise, until you begin to realize that people just love to request stupid ideas.

Idiot: I think that rogues should be able to tank since they are currently only a dps class. It's not fair to limit our options.

Dev's Advocate: If you don't want to play a class with only dps options, then you should have chosen a class with more options. We currently have no intentions to putthis aspect into the game

Idiot: Man this is so unfair. See if I continue to pay for tthis game that doesn't listen to it's customers.