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Afghan Flashbang

When you get a group of friends to jerk off into a balloon, then blow it up and pop it.

This girl was crazy she let us give her a Afghan Flashbang

by Phteven is losty November 27, 2020


Afghan Spliff

A joint commonly filled with coffee and another herb (Usually green tea) that is used to generate a dangerous caffeine high and is commonly smoked by kids with no access to weed in Kabul.

Tim: Hey look I got an Afghan Spliff, Anyone else: Isn't that deadly?

by Pashtunchamoy November 17, 2020


Afghan Pullout

A standing sex position where the penetrator, standing up straight, suspends the penetratee, who is leaned forward with their legs spread, by holding their arms behind them. As the penetrator reaches climax, he releases the arms of the penetratee, who then falls to the ground. The resulting blow to the head completely removes any intelligence assets the U.S. had in that region.

Ron: “Did you give Sally the business last Sunday or what?”

Stanley: “Oh yeah, I took Joe’s advice and gave her an Afghan Pullout. Really fucked her good!”

by sandy nick August 18, 2021

4👍 1👎


afghan salami

when you roll up a condom to the tip of your penis, so it looks like your junk is wearing a little turban

"Sara called me a terrorist, so I gave her ass an afghan salami."

by John and Mike May 8, 2008

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afghan kryptonite

poi poi, cucarachita, Marijuana, pod, weed grass...

look i got a few of afghan kryptonite..

yea!!!

by sick379 June 14, 2009

5👍 3👎


Afghan Blender

When your getting your penis chewed/chomped off in an act of sexual pleasure.

"Dude she's such a slut. She gave me the dirtiest Afghan Blender in the backseat of her Rover."

by FiddleMySkittle November 24, 2016


afghan fever

When a person that is not afghan is sexually attracted to an individual from Afghanistan

Girl from Afghanistan got some good ass pussy ill do anything for a taste of that thang i got that afghan fever

by Chuck and nikki January 29, 2018