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A method of removing the nasty ass taint from a whore that she leaves on your genitals
BRO # 1 :Becareful if you tap that Karen bitch, she'll give you something you can't scrape off with Ajax and Steel Wool!!!
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When someone makes a bad or awkward decision (move).
“Smooth move” - Sarcasm. The move was indeed, not smooth
“Ajax”- Ajax is a rough cleaner, similar to comet. This part is more metaphorically literal, because it is comparing the target’s actions to one of the roughest household items
Person 1: Look how fast I can run!
*slips on a wet spot in the hallway*
Person 2: Smooth move, Ajax
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Me: ever heard of Childe/Tartaglia/Ajax/Chilled tartagles/Chicken nugget
friend: yeah hes a ranga lololololoolo0l
Me: I hope you fall off that f*cking swing
An 'Ajax fan' is a fan of the Dutch football club Ajax. The fans only stand up in big games in Europa, and they're a bit arrogant. In the years 2014-2018 no Ajax fans were found, but since 2019, some people are supporting them again beacuse of their success.
Man 1: ''What do I see? Ajax tops the league, wins the Dutch cup and reaches the UCL semi final.
Man 2: ''Let's be fan of them!''
Man 1: '' Yeah, than we can say: We Are Ajax, We Are The Best!''
Month later
Man 1 to Man 2: ''It's only a day ago since Ajax is knocked out of the Champions League!''
Man 2: ''That means it's only a day ago since we were an Ajax fan!
1. Time spent programming in Javascript, when the rotation of the spinner icon in Firebug exactly matches the beat of the music you are listening to.
2. an ox and a moron, c.f. ImDB: Oscar
1. I spent 15 hours in synchronous ajax mode yesterday.
2. Dude, that slide deck was full of synchronous ajax.
Tartaglia is literally the hottest character in fiction.
Im literally married to him and i have his massive 100km cock inside me.
There are NO words to describe how much i love him and how down bad i am
I would literally kidnap him in my basement and make him fuck me every minute
I would literally let him rape me do ANYTHING he wants with me and i would spar with him until i die. I want to do everything with him like every verb to ever exist and it would still be too little.
Every time i see him i cant look away for an hour because hes too perfect.
He could make me eat my own limbs while fucking me and i would be grateful he lives in my head i remember everything about him every voiceline every strand of hair i would kill someone or myself to just get one second with him hes my whole life i cant be in relationships because of how much i love him i can pay anything to see him
without him i would be dead i LITERALLY carved his name into my thigh!!
I literally start giggling and kicking my feet every time i see him or even remember him nothing else matters but tartaglia hes my life my air my world imagine needing friends if you have tartaglia.
hes the hottest character so sweet even the part where he lives for fighting and is a masochist But hes so nice to his family and i would conquer the world with him and beyond.
Imagine not liking Tartaglia Im literally his biggest fan/simp/everything!!
I love tartaglia and i want to kms every time someone mischaracterizes him<3
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Priest: Do you want to take Tartaglia/Childe/Ajax as your husband and be with him for the rest of your life?
Me: Yes.
*agressively makes out with Tartaglia*