1. Winner of the 2000 presidential election
2. Inventor of the internet
1. Al Gore won the election until George Bush was appointed by the supreme court
2. Al Gore invented the internets
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Al Gore is Egores younger brother.
Al Gore Invented the internet so he claims, actually it was his brother E-gore that invented the internet.
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The false inventor of the internet and inventor of false information for which he won a nobel prize. Interesting.
"Did you hear about Al Gore's nobel prize?"
"Yeah, well he really did deserve one. I mean, the man invented the internet!"
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He believes he created the Internet. He made a false documentary about global warming to get attention. Has no friends. Threw a giant rock concert to stop global warming. Killed the infamous Manbearpig. In other words, the world's greatest Shithead. This is for you Al, now everyone will take you super serial
Al Gore: I'm going to stop global warming by throwing a giant rock concert!, And make a documentary starring me! ,people will take me super serial!
Al Gorem I'm a shithead!
Al Gore: I invented the internet
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vice president to the Clinton administration and star in the documentary An inconvenient Truth , family man, whom wife Tipper has totally whipped. Although he never became president, point which has been in debate between democrats and republicans, there is no denying he is a brilliant man, although, uh yeah, he has the charisma of a teacup.
Well, to be honest, I think Al Gore is awesome, he actually got a college degree without daddy pulling any strings... jaja not that i`m implying anything about anyone else.
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When you take a small globe and you stick it up a sexual partners ass.
I think i am going to surprise my girlfriend with the al gore tonight!
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a obese politician who enjoys to eat brocoli and water plants because he loves the earth. he is married to the earth, and is celebrating his 15th wedding anniverary soon! yay! bring gifts!
"Wow Al Gore really loves the environment and earth!" "Yeah he does, what a fruit-cake!"
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