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A middle school with alot of lil hoes who arent virgins at the age of 10 . They all pretty but they all hoes that will cheat on you.
Guy: aye wussup baby girl , what school do you go to ?
Girl: alamo jr high
Guy2: ahh... nahh bro she go to alamo
Guy : ight bye , all the hoes go to alamo
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Los Alamos Police Department (LAPD) is a department consisting of a variety of ape like mammals. These creatures are generally known for their low intelligence, small stature, arrogant personalities, and an uncanny sense of smell for underage trouble such as toilet papering houses. The LAPD carry the authority to arrest individuals for a variety of crimes such as J walking, laughing, sneezing, stetching, playing tennis, and reading. Studies have shown that the psychology of these individuals relates to that of a booger eating adolescent that was picked on throughout highschool and seeks revenge as an adult. Although the majority of the time, these individuals continue to get picked on as adults, the LAPD have found means to carry weapons to make up for the typical tiny weiners found on these animals. While not at work, these creatures can typically be found on their back with their legs over their head attempting to suck on their own weiners. See also short man's syndrome, sissy, dooshbag, vagina man and duck butter
Example 1: "I just saw a lizard eat an ant. We should probably call the Los Alamos Police Department!"
Example 2: "My girlfriend says my penis is too big; however, she used to date a guy from Los Alamos Police Department, so it's really not a big compliment."
Example 3: "You should graduate highschool or else you will end up at Los Alamos Police Department."
Example 4: "If you guys call me a girl 14 or 15 more times, I will join Los Alamos Police Department."
Example 5: "I wish I could read. Now I have to join Los Alamos Police Department."
Example 6: "Oh no, here comes the Los Alamos Police Department, pull a vagina man so they are not intimidated."
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When someone fucks in the bathroom at Alamo Cafe, a restaurant chain in San Antonio, Texas, they become members of the Alamo Cafe Tortilla Club.
“Wow, looks like Esteban and Morgana had a good time in the bathroom. I bet they joined the Alamo Cafe Tortilla Club”.
Crooked cops who are hell bent on the destruction and/or obedience of the local youth. If ever in trouble with merciless villains, your best bet is to run. They are nothing but resentful, bloodthirsty, whale-like, cigarette smokers. They think they are hot fucking snot and have nothing better to do but bust parties and act like cocky condescending bastards to everyone else. Fuck the LAPD!
officer blue heres to you... fuck los alamos police department
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THE WORST MIDDLE SCHOOL EVER MADE. DO NOT GO HERE.
also known as LAMS
1. I went to Los alamos middle school
2. I pray for your soul
It's when you push your enemy or friend (if you are an awful person or you both are) down a well or below ground enclosure with ground level opening and while they are awake and terrified you defecate above them and say "remember the alamo" and refuse to help them out until they "clean house." Also known as " the buffalo bill basket."
Hey did you watch silence of the lambs? That part where buffalo bill keeps that girl in the well is so frightening! Oh yeah? Not as frightening as an alamo open house!