ale

Ref below, not sure what hunter gathering has to do with this but otherwise fairy accurate, though forgetting the main uk types of bitter,best bitter and the now saddly not so common though slowly reappearing, thankfuly, mild, the newer versions of which are often called dark to avoid conotations with flat caps.Try one you will be surprised!Good lagers are availabe also but they do not come from the major international keg factorys!

Pint of real ale please landlord.

AL

An acronym for Actually Laughing
Used to express reality laughing when you're not just writing 'lol' to make the one you chat with happy :

<BONZI> You know if I could speak german I would just speak it to myself all day so I can laugh my arse off forever
<ZOGER> AL

AL

When a hot busty and thicc woman says "What the Hell?" in a very sexy fashion.

"Did you hear Lola say what the hell? it sounded soo hotttttt" "Yeah that means shes a fucken AL, she sucks mean dick man"

al

Nickname for Alex Turner, vocals and guitar in Arctic Monkeys. Sexiest man alive.

Jamie: "right, Al?"
*Alex nods*

AL

Audibly Laughing. AL will eventually replace LOL in texts and instant messages.

Julian: And then I sharted.
Martin: AL.

ale

a dumb ass bitch, mainly slept on, alcoholic, and mostly broken inside hahahaha

she’s suck an ale!!

Al

Tall dark handsome, has a very crazy side.
He will eat your guts out if you look at him the right way, after a few drinks be sure not to make eye contact or he’ll growl and drool all over you. When the blood rings show up around his lips send him home from the bar it’s bedtime.

Look at Al over there, Is he wearing lipstick or is it time for him to go home?