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Similar to an "Amber Alert" but differs in the fact that it involves a missing or lost person who is elderly and more often than not, succumbed to the inevitable grip of senility. They can often times be spotted wandering aimlessly in a public place, seemingly in a drug induced or in some cases, under medicated and confused state usually emitting the faint smell of urine due to incontinence.
Someone should really check to see if there is a Elmer Alert out on that guy who has been sitting in that showroom Prius for 6 hours.
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Lube Alert! when u use Maple Syrup as lubricant
Old man: "Damn i used the maple syrup again honey i need to call Lube alert"
Lube man: "hello sir how can i help you?"
Old man: "help lube alert im stuck and i can't pull out!"
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A way of warning people that a retard is present in the vicinity. Can be either verbal or typed. Used primarily on forums when someone says something so incredibly ignorant or stupid, you simply cannot believe it.
Noob: THE GP2X IS BETTER THAN THE PANDORA
forum member: ...The Pandora isn't even out yet......
another member: Oh god, RETARD ALERT!
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A Male erection that is ready to pounce
Yo man I got such an alert cobra
When a friend warns his homie about an incoming thot or a thot he should watch out for.
"Whoa, Austin! Don't go for Jaclyn, man, she's a real thot!"
Thanks for the thot alert, Dustin!"
When someone has the ideal that the violence in the world comes from violence in video games. This term also applies for movies, TV and music.
Guy 1: Mortal Kombat is responsible for violent children.
Guy 2: Lieberman Alert!!
When u farted and want to inform people that u farted.
Jake: “Farts”
Jake: Toot alert
Me: Thank god I can’t smell your fart