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Alisa is a very crazy funny girl
She has big feet
She has dark brown hair and eyes
She thinks she the shit
She has lots of gas
She is sexy
Everyone wants to be like her sometimez
She likes corn
Alisa is weird
Damn i wanna bang that alisa, she looks smokinnn hot ya
fucking alisa over there damn giving me a boner
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Hot beautiful sexy woman who steals the hearts and virginities of over 200+ men during her childhood and adult hood.
Did you hear about that mother in florida who stole her 10 year old sons virginity by having something called sex with him? What a alisa.
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Alisa Marshal is the epitome of sexiness. She exudes confidence and sex appeal with her toned physique, smoldering eyes, and radiant smile. Her beauty is undeniable, and her curves are to die for. Her captivating presence is magnetic, and her presence in any room will always lure the attention of anyone nearby. Her wardrobe is always on point, and her fashion sense is impeccable. She knows how to dress to impress, and her style is always unique and stylish. She has an aura of mystery that entices and seduces all who cross her path. Alisa Marshal is sexy as fuck, and she knows it.
Person 1: "Damn, did you see that girl? She is sexy as fuck!"
Person 2: "Yeah, I know! She is a total Alisa Marshal."
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Basically Alisa is a God and she deserves her own word.
yo bro! is that Alisa the God ?
yeah ! we better worship her !
*thinks to themselves* aw man I hope she degrades me !
Basically, Alisa is God.
She invented hot itself.
So you better show some respect.
yo bro! is that Alisa the God?
I think it is ! no one is as Godly as her.
*praises Alisa the God*
when a strap on snaps off in his ass and you get to grab it with a pair of tongs while dolly parton is playing and the toddler you are babysitting watches
ava: yo, I just got fired from babysitting after I did a dirty alisa with my man
jack: girl that sucks
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she is the prettiest person on the planet. she doesn't think so. she can be violent at times but that's just her showing that she trusts you. if you fall in love with her, good luck getting over her. she is a goddess and is a straight descendant of god himself. she has a sibling how is very mature for there age. she is perfect. nothing could compare to her. she is everything you could ever want. no one else could replace her. she likes tall and skinny guys. she is an extravert but is someone who will listen if you need to vent without judging you. all in all, she is the best everything you could have. she is your everything.