Good At football. Can do you all up in a bunch together. Likes punching people.
Stays personal. Keeps confined. Hates when people call him something that he's not. Makes random jokes that ARE NOT FUNNY but does it consantly which makes it funny. Likes to fight. Can smite u if you say no. Likes to mess around. Is fast. Hates a particular primary school person. HAS FRIENDS NOTIN ELSE
Alistair Hates Teacher = alastair getting detention = alastair = alastair breaking out of univesity and high school.
Named derived from Alexander. Usually works in finance and loves sports. Great fun but can be grumpy when work gets busy.
This guy probably thinks fish fingers are long and square
Guess what? Fish fingers are long and square! That's such an Alistair thing to say!
The most amazing man in the world!
A term for describing someone who is perfect, amazing, fabulous, wonderful, charming, attractive, handsome... etc.
Omg look! It’s Alistair Bayley! He is so handsome and I am about to faint.