Allah Cockbar

1. A spiritual eruption of pent up infernal jihadic forces gushing forth and ferociously searing the collective eyes of humanity with a vision supreme.

The Apprentice inquired, 'Master, my mind constantly wavering, the lantern of truths flame obscured through a fog of deception, and my soul sinks into hopeless despair as though gazing into a barren desert. I humbly ask thee, how is the revelation of a vision supreme attained in such a turbulent life?'

The Master replied thus, 'To become imbued with the eternal spirit of Allah Cockbar in this Galactic Jihad and bathe in the light of a vision supreme one must visit allahcockbar.com - Such is the will of Allah.'

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allah puffs

a cereal eaten by people of the middle eastern origin,.

allah puffs- often making them go crazy for allah and blowing up things like the world trade centre and tube stations

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allah's snackbar

a place where terrorists come to discuss and plan terror attacks while having a cup of halal coffee and biscuits

the isis lads rolled outside of allah's snackbar for a cup of tea

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Allah Ackbar

When you see an Islamic Terrorist yell, "Allah Ackbar" run.

Islamic: Whistling*
American: Sup'
Islamic: الله أكبر (Allah Ackbar)
American: *American has reached the other side of the world* he is now safe and sound

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Allah

the islamic god who a;ways forgives

my lord is allah

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Allah Akbar

1. Transliteration of the common Arabic phrase, "الله أكبر" meaning "God is Great";
2. An expression of faith and love of God similar in meaning and character to the Christian expression, "Praise the Lord"

Host: Did you enjoy your meal?
Guest: Yes, it was delicious. Allah Akbar

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Allah Ackbar

Admiral Ackbar's cousin...for some reason his name is printed on the Iraqi flag.

Have you seen Allah Ackbar around? That cracker owes me money

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