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almond cookie is an """"epic"""" support cookie who needs to die and drown himself, and leave creampuff and latte, those 2 girlbosses alone
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A sexual move perfected by Tibetan Monks at the turn of the century. The almond is indicative of there brown robes and the sloppiness is simply how they roll.
The move is performed by bending you partner’s right leg behind their ear. Then simply insert your nuts in to their mouth while kicking them in the baby maker.
You know you have perfected the move when your nuts remain in tact at the end of the "experience."
That chick was so drunk last night she was begging for the Sloppy Almond. Instead I slipped her the Filthy Cashew.
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A man's "package" in his pants. Like a ladies "Camel Toe"
His pants are so tight you can see his almond joy!
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Supposedly where almond milk comes from, as proved by filthy frank in his 2014 video
"Man, where does almond milk even come from? Almonds ain't got no tiddies."
"Check out Almond Titties, bro. Them almonds are thicccccc."
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The liquid substance created by 2 gamers who go by the name jade ayre and josh payne. Can also be found in appetising snacks such as ur mum.
Oops I slipped over in some almond milk.
I need to clear up this almond milk that josh and jade forgot to clean up.
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Someone who thinks the names of SARS-CoV-2 variants represent media control because the person's brain has demonical rot (the person also speaks the moron dialect)
Person: If you rearrange "DELTA OMICRON", you get "MEDIA CONTROL"!
Normal guy: Go to Snopes.com and stop being an erotic almond.
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