Altered Shit

Shit that’s been rearranged to a different type of shit.

Shit was blue now it’s purple. You can eat monopoly and shit out connect four and that’s altered shit.

The Alter Boy

Sexual Act:
This is when your girlfriend gets behind with a strap on and fucks you up
the ass, while you jerk off. Then you kneel in front of her and suck the
dildo clean. You are so embarrassed by this act that you never speak of it
again and end up in therapy for years.

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Alter-Negro

A black person who does not act like a typical black person. This person is usually always up to mosh and likes hardcore bands. Often referred to as white washed.
The name came up because the first people in punk rock were actually black. So they arnt black people turned white. They are another form of a black person.

" Look at that black guy in the mosh pit. Hes so white washed."
" Hes not white washed hes an alter-negro."

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Alter Ego

1. someone you turn into when you become drunk.

1. On the Real World: Philly, Sarah and MJ's alter egos are Ivana, and Muja Star, respectively.

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altered image

A incomplete or sub-par job completed when shaving ones pubes. This is normally a result of being rushed or under a deadline. (buddy coming over real quick) Altered Image jobs almost always have to be touched up at a later date.

Person 1: Hey man, did you trim up for tonight?
Person 2: Nah dude, I didn't have time so I gave it the altered image treatment.

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Alter Negro

Alter Negro is an alternate ego of an African American, typically for African Americans that have made success in such fields as: rap, hip hop, R&B, as well as other musical styles favored by mainstream listeners. Usually used in the comparing of artists' lifestyles before and after they become well known.

- Akon has been found to have only served 6 months probation before hitting it big.
- No way man! He did like, 3 years of solid jail time or something.
- Not even man.. that's juss his alter negro.

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Alter EGO

Alter EGO was formed in 2011 by bringing together the varying styles and influences of five of the area’s most active musicians. Focusing on a diverse mix of covers, featuring the best of Rock, Pop and Dance, Alter Ego brings one of the most entertaining, energetic and polished acts to the stage each and every night in the Mid-Atlantic area.

Omg, did you see Alter EGO last night? They were fucking amazing!

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