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Alzheimer's Clarity Moment

When a person with middle/end-stage Alzheimer's has a brief moment where they snap out of their memory loss. It only lasts a few seconds at most, and is very bittersweet for everyone involved.

Pamela and her friend, Maureen went to the nursing home to visit Pamela's 83-year-old mother, Edna, who was diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease four years prior.

When the two gals got to Pamela's mother, they found her in a wheelchair staring aimlessly at the wall. But when Maureen tried to introduce herself, Pamela's mother had an Alzheimer's Clarity Moment.

"Hello, Maureen" she said, in a soft, barely-audible voice.

Ecstatic, Pamela quickly asked her, "Mom, do you recognize me?"

"Yes," Pamela's mom said after a brief pause. "Yes, I do recognize you...Pam...ela..." And then she reverted to staring at the wall, her sudden moment of clarity forever lost.

Pamela began sobbing, while Maureen did her best to console her friend. That was the last time they saw her mother before she succumbed to the disease.

by Someone who kinda exists May 28, 2021


Alzheimic

Alzheimic - having characteristics of Alzheimer's Disease.

An Alzheimic civilization tends to not be aware that it is degrading in its Grand Narrative as a country, a region, a culture until it is supplanted by a successor.

by Deafdrummer June 3, 2021


Alzheimer’s

Michelle sterz

She is the literal definition of Alzheimer’s

by Samirraaae September 5, 2020


Hoodie Alzheimers

Usually affects golfers with English descent and those skilled in architecture.

“I was going to get a ticket next week. Well hoodie Alzheimers hit me again!”

by Eccspert March 22, 2024


Semi-Alzheimer

When you walk into a room and forget why you came into the room.

Person "What was I here for again?"
Person 2 "Did you get a Semi-Alzheimer again?"
Person "Who th- wait, what do you mean again?"
Person 2 "Silly you"
Person "How did you get in? There are 50 security measures"
Person 2 "No one can keep me out Jim"

by Sir_Shell May 23, 2020


Alzheimer's

martha where are my keys

Alzheimer's

There's nothing happening
I got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control
nothing out the ordinary
There's nothing happening
I got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control
nothing out the ordinary

There's nothing happening
I got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control
nothing out the ordinary

by Wahhfff September 3, 2022


alzheimer

i forgor

what am i doing here lol i probably have alzheimer

by scarascumbag February 18, 2022