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America is the name given to two places; North America and South America. Contrary to what the people from the US like to think, America does not just refer to them.
Anybody from the Americas can be American.
That includes Canadians, Mexicans, Brazilians, and other such people.
Yes they are. They came from Panama. That's in America too.
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A country where the only thing worse than the politicians is the television.
Obama may be wreaking havoc on America, but you should just count your blessings that Snooki isn't in charge.
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The motherfucking hero, yo!
Yo dude, I'm the hero! ~America
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A place located in Southern North America, not South America, by the way. A place where the average American says 'America rules, and is better than everyone else', and if you said something bad about the government, you would be hurt, tortured, and eventually killed. Logically, there are plenty of Countries in the World with more Freedom than America.
Here are some Examples of what the average American would say in Alphabetical order:
A. USA is a contenent
B. America is the largest country in the world.
C. America is the only country with electricity.
D. America should beat up countries who think differently than them.
E. You would be be-headed in England for saying "I hate the Queen!"
F. America "beats Canada's fat ass".
G. America "RULES, DUDE!!!"
And that's as far as I can go before all the Anti-Immigrants give me all their criticism rubbish.
The Average American: AMERICA RULES! WE ARE THE BEST!
Everyone else: Why be so obnoxious!?!?!?
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facist pigs with as much money as idiots.
george w. bush is the rich idiotic president of america
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1. An Indo-European language speaking nation that seems to believe that it is the centre of the known universe, the supreme deity installed to rule over all other nations.
2. Nation considered to be full of arseholes.
3. Nation proven to be full of arseholes.
4. Source of all stupid TV shows, sports, food and people.
5. Fattest nation in the world.
6. Only country with money to burn.
7. Nation which attempts to be different by spelling and pronouncing perfectly normal English words in a strange, annoying, frustrating, and maniacal manner.
8. Great Britain's greatest regret.
"What was God thinking when he created America?"
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The pathetic fucking country that I live in. Which 97% of the people are fucking stupid, and the remaining 3% have to suffer because of the majority's stupidity. Fuck jesus freaks. Fuck religious people. Fuck soccer moms. Fuck rednecks. Fuck America.
Americans are stupid, naive, ignorant and will believe anything.
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