Random
Source Code

Analog Spam

The more modern vernacular of the archaic term "junk mail."

In the distant days of yore, scam artists and their corporate brethren would physically print their spam on a substance known as "paper" and placed inside of things called "envelopes," which were then physically moved by something called "the post office" directly to people's homes. From there these "envelopes" would go directly from a small metal box located just outside the residence and into the nearest garbage can.

It is rumored that some primitive societies and failing companies still attempt to use this antiquated method of spamming people with their scams to this very day.

"Oh look, mom sent me a birthday card. It was mixed in with all the analog spam."

by NephilimNexus January 27, 2015


Analog horror

A sub-genera of horror that follows the "found footage" style. Such as The walten files, Mandela Catalogue, The backrooms, and so on

"My favorite sub-genera of horror is Analog horror."

by {MoNo!!} October 8, 2022

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


analog bully

1) a cyber bully, but without the computer.
2) a classical bully
3) a person that bullies in-person, as oppose to online

Donald Trump attacks people on Twitter all the time; he's such a cyber bully . Russel Crowe attacked people in-person, because he was an old-fashioned analog bully.

by NovemberJuliet March 10, 2018

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


analog friendship

an-l-awg, -og frend-ship

โ€“noun

A non-sexual relationship to someone without the use of technology.

I've met this cool gal on the Facebook, and I think I'm going to make this an analog friendship.

by jwattsj March 4, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


kickin' it analog

The use of any technology that is decidedly outdated.

I was kickin' it analog last night, listening to my 45 of Mr. Roboto.

by Danar July 2, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Analog Texting

Analog texting is a form of the prehistoric act of using a pencil and normal a small notepad to "text" a short but pointless message to a near by individual.

Me: That guy is writing a note and driving
You: Umm...You mean Analog Texting?

by Just.Trey August 28, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Roy Analogy

When a person uses a truly fucked up or somewhat corny and out-of-date analogy. The etymology of this word came from Roy's use of the analogy: 'sticking feathers up your ass doesn't make you a chicken'.

D: 'He's beginning to grow on me like moss'
J: 'Way to use a Roy Analogy'

by DianaKB March 5, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž