Andrew

The best at everything known to man, created by General Custard in the 1800's, He's half man, half robot, half penis. He was created with the voice of angels and the strength of Hercules. He is most remembered for beating Chuck Norris in an arm wrestling championship. He once saved the world from aliens only to have sex with their women, he is man, he is everything, he is the one....

Chuck Norris' chest hairs are tingling.... Andrew's close by

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andrew

sexy beast with enormous penis, sexy body, great sense of humor and music.
The best person you will ever meet!

That guy should be more andrew.

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Andrew

p. Noun.
The closest thing to mortal perfection.

Andrew, I Love You.
Forever and always.

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andrew

has a really large penis

wow andrew has a huge penis

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The Andrew

verb: To vomit in three different spots at a friends house and not clean it up

DAMN YOU NASTY,PULLING THE ANDREW AND NOT EVEN APOLOGIZING

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Andrew

A super hot guy who gets all the girls. Really really sexy and has a huge cock. All the girls crave sex from him.

God, I wanna fuck Andrew!

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Andrew

Andrew is the smart, quiet guy that keeps his distance & focuses on the things he has to get done. He supports people he knows when they’re upset but isnt too good with giving advice. He doesn’t mind ranting, so if u need to spill any tea, go to Andrew.

“I’m sorry if you didn’t want me to.. but I told Andrew everything last night...”

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