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During a break up ceremony you cum on a girl's forehead and stick feathers to it.
Last night I Apache Chiefed my girlfriend. We are no longer together.
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A rated Army aviator, operating the AH-64 Apache Attack Helicopter. Typically less than 64 inches in height, fond of wearing Randolph aviator glasses and driving either a full size pickup truck with semi-stacks and Metal Mullisha stickers, a pony/muscle car, or an annoying motorcycle with loud exhaust. Spontaneous utterances of the word "attack" are often encountered when in the company of an Apache driver. Apache pilots enjoy pointing out how "gay" the pilots of other airframes are, until confronted with the fact that the armored glass between the pilot and co-pilot/gunner was installed to prevent man on man aerial lovemaking. For additional information see the film: "Firebirds", featuring Nicholas Cage wearing panties on his head.
Q. Who are all those short guys playing volleyball and trying to look like the scene out of Top Gun?
A. Those are Apache pilots.
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Just prior to climax from oral copulation, the giver suddenly stops and scalps the entire pubic region of the reciever.
DAMIT! Id rather get an apache blowjob then deal with this shit!
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The Oppressed Apache: The act in which ones bunghole is pounded so hard that it cries a single tear for its people after the senseless beatings and hostilities have ceased.
Sorry babe I gave you the oppressed apache last night. I just really was into it ballsdeep Alabama hot pocket Cleveland steamer
A gem associated with truth and insecurities.
Apache Tears reveal cracks and weaknesses, see past truth and lie, nothing can hide from this gem.
A person who has equal parts blonde and another colored hair. Usually black underneath and blond on top. (A patchy blond).
"With all the blonde on top, but black underneath, what color do you call your hair?"
"Apache blonde."
When a girl gets a dildo staked in her VAG!!
Renee got the apache tomacock at the party!!
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