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Fuck if I know... Just go have sex with your girlfriend, or boyfriend
Hey Jeff, I'm taking your Grandma to Applebee's, HARD!
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Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™ is the art of cock and ball torture at applebee's.
Bro, I could really go for some Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™
Hi! My name is Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™
"Man, last night I was Taking grandma to Applebees."
An Applebee's scuffle is a number of trans men having an orgy, for every 2 men their is one woman (biologically) and the "men" would see who could fuck her first.
"I had a lot of fun at the Applebee's scuffle last week." "We don't speak about the applebees scuffle John"
A dude so broke he takes his date to 2 for $20 at Applebee's and after expects some punani.
An Applebee's bro got mad when she wouldn't give him any after a 2 for $20 date.
Giving oneself an applebee is when a smug fat man chuckles to self as he strokes his own ego.
Carl gave himself an applebee while bragging about all the boomer politicians he met at UKIP.
person 1: have you seen applebees?
person 2: yeah the bible is great.