lately you have

Another one of the sentences of doom. Usually said by your boss after you swiped too many xerox copies or pens from the office, or by your parents when your report card/behavior is not up to snuff.

"Lately you have been throwing pencils in the asbestos ceiling tiles at school. The police are going to investigate this as a death threat. We need to talk!"

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But do you have timbs

The worst comeback in all of mankind. It’s no u but on steroids. It takes all the roasts and sends them back times timb dog.

Jack: you’re gramp tramp
Dave:but do you have timbs?
Jack instantly dies, God becomes gay, the universe dies

You have my word

Another way of saying ''You can trust me''

Hey bro. I swear, i wont cheat on your sister. You have my word

You have a great personality

When someone says you have a great personality it means that you have big tits

You have a great personality Sarah

Do you have a membership??

it means do u have a membership?? 😡

Karen at the gym asked Do you have a membership?? (very loudly).

Do you have a mask?

A question that indirectly tells someone to put their mask on. When someone asks you “Do you have a mask?”, it means that masks are required and you have to wear one. It’s just a nicer way of saying it.

Security: Do you have a mask?

Guest: I don’t have a mask.

Security: A mask is required, please wear one. (gives mask to guest)

Guest: No thanks, I’d rather not.

Security: You’re gonna have to leave the mall then, since you refuse to wear a mask.

you have stake in me

you have rights on me.

- you're not my bf so i have no right to be jealous....
- but we're friend with benefits so you have stake in me!