army

See the definition of Gruntling

Look at that little gruntling in camo fatigues he must be in the army

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Army

Aint
Ready for the
Marines
Yet

army dogs cant do anything first. everyone knows the MARINES take care of business, then the army comes in after its all over and claims they did everything.

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army

A int
R eady
for
M arines
Y et

thats the ARMY, you know they fuck everything up

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ARMY

Ain't Ready to be a Marine Yet

A branch filled with those who couldn't cut it in the Marine Corps but still wanted to rock their digital camouflage in shopping malls, stores, and just about anywhere they feel like wearing them, because they are comfy and they look sloppy. Although the animosity between branches is all in good fun and despite all the jokes and bickers there is in fact lots of mutual respect between branches because we both fight for the world's finest military. Kill.

Marine: Hey man are you gonna change outta your uniform before you go out tonight?

Soldier: Nah man I'm trying to score free drinks and people will think I'm cool if I wear it with my beret even if I'm not a Ranger

Marine: Dude why are you always walking and talking on your cell in uniform, putting your hands in your pockets and being all around unprofessional?

Soldier: Cuz I'm a Hoo-Ah and I don't give a fuck

Marine: Hey man remember that time the Marine Corps was about 1/3 the size of the Army but they somehow manage to complete missions quickly, effectively, and without sufficient funding or equipment?

Soldier: Yea that pretty much an ongoing theme, we strive to be mediocre

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Army

Aren't Ready to be a Marine Yet

Bob- Why did ya join the army?

Chris-Cause the Marine Corps is too hard for me.

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army

A.R.M.Y. - An abbreviation for "Ain't Ready to be Marines Yet" (A.R.M.Y.). This is the saying of the Marine Corps JROTC, since the Marines are the most disciplined US military group.

Marine #1: Did you see that ARMY guy? Man, I could do all that shit like 100 times faster.

Marine #2: Yeah, well...He "Ain't Ready to be Marines Yet". What did you expect?

Marine #1: Hahaha, you have a point!

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army

the sexiest group of men in the entire world, not to mention brave and incredible. common female fettish ;)

Girl 1: "oh...my...god..."
Girl 2: "what?!!"
Girl 1: "i just saw the hottest thing"
Girl 2: "it was army wasn't it?"

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