Google “Beef Wellington Article” and that will explain the joke
(part of speech)
sex------------------------------------------------------------xes
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gay, f word, bb-bomb, n-bomb.
example articles s**k (lol your addicted to cr**K) SHUT UP. My dad works for the CIA, and can get your ENTIRE neighborhood addicted to cr**k!1!!
three words commonly used as cannon fire against someone who didn't read the article, and you feel the need to destroy them because you're a vengeful bitch.
Tom: Steven Tyler is innocent until proven guilty. Too many celebs getting railroaded or canceled because of these accusations!
Kelli: well, like, duh. Like, if you would just read the article, you'd know that he admitted to it in his autobiography!
The advertisement phrase used during commercial breaks of ESPN+ broadcasts.
Narrator: "Live sports, ESPN+ originals, the exclusive home of the complete 30 for 30 library, exclusive articles and tools, top leagues and tournaments, best stories in sports on ESPN+!"
The "Prototype" United States Constitution. They were made because America wanted to be the polar opposite of England. They soon realized that was a horrible idea.
The Articles of Confederation made the federal government so neutered and inconsequential that they may as well not have existed. They could not tax, enforce laws (there was no president until 1789), or really do much of anything. The "United States" was more like "The Thirteen Very, Very Divided Independent Countries." England passed the popcorn as America floundered like a fish out of water, before an event known as "Shays' Rebellion" gave everyone a massive reality check.
When media outlets pick up on a trend and simultaneously write a bunch of articles on it that say the same thing in different words, that's a bandwagon article.
Did you read the latest bandwagon article?
A stupid idea made by european politicians that will fuck all memes.
- Have you seen this meme?
- No... I only see a white screen.
- Damn! Article 13 deleted my meme!