as a friend

Here's the scoop, boys and girls. Women pidgeonhole men into two categories, Friend and Jerk. Men who are chivalrous, polite, sophisticated, etc. are instantly relegated to "Friend" status. Men who treat women like shit are "Jerks."

Women love Friends but consider them unfuckable because they are not masculine enough. Women hate Jerks because they are asswipes but fuck them anyway. Thus, every woman in the world fucks Jerks and then complains to her Friend about how badly the Jerk treats her.

Just more proof that women are totally irrational.

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A Friend

what women keep calling me

she just wants to be my friend...i am never leave my parents house agin...except for maybe the occasional everquest lan-party

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as a friend

1)A verbal slap to the face when someone wants to break up with you.
2) A verbal slap to the face when someone doesn't like you in a sexual way.

1) I think we should just be friends.
2)I like you, but only as a friend.

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as a friend

NO SEX for you

"I like you as a friend, not sexually but we can still hang out"
"fuck that

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friend

A person who would never intentionally hurt you, lie to you, deceive you, manipulate you, abuse you and who takes great care to be kind to you, honest with you, dependable and loyal. Someone who you trust without question because they have never given you any reason not to trust them. Someone you enjoy being around and look forward to seeing. Someone who would sacrifice themself for you.

I always know Ben is my friend and will be there for me and always will be.

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as a friend

Used to to draw the line in a relationship, most commonly between men and women. When said by a man, means "you're not attractive enough for me." Can also mean the same when said by a woman, but there's the more devious "you are not manly enough for me," which is to say "wishy washy."

Mike, you're a really cool guy, but I only like you as a friend.

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"That" Friend

The friend in every group of friends who no one really knows why "that" friend is there. "That" friend is usually the butt of every joke, prank, or the one who follows every request made by someone in the group of friends. Also, the "that" in "that" friend usually has a different tone than the rest of the words.

Rick: Hey, where is your friend?
James: Which friend?
Rick: Charlie.
James: Oh, "that" friend. We sent him out to go bring us some drinks.

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