When you would rather eat ass than this cooking, that's when you know it's true asparagus calzone artichoke brownie. This common Ethiopian expression originated in New Jersey, when Dream went viral for screaming "These packing peanuts are asparagus calzone artichoke brownie." It was during the viral TikTok trend of getting people who were allergic to peanuts to eat packing peanuts instead.
Your mom’s lasagna is asparagus calzone artichoke brownie
What you get when you eat a lot of asparagus and go take a pee and it smells like bad asparagus.
I ate a 1/2 pound of asparagus last night and I still have asparagus dick.
as in hold your horses , wait a minute O.O
SALLY WE NEEDA DIP AS IN RIGHT NOW I AM NOT IN THE MOOD TO BE PLAYING AROUND
"O.O HOLDS YOUR ASPARAGUS FOR ONE MOMENT"
A k-poper who posts K-POP reaction videos. (edits)
asparagus....gooey‘s follower: make one of when you tell them you’re from earth
Person 1: Have you guys ever had sex with Jeffrey Asparagus
Person 2: All day every day friend
Something that is round and pointy, used in toilet fights
I can’t wait to asparagus with someone
Asparagus is a dude from Hunedoara, Romania that has a big cock(13 inches exactly).
Asparagus, where are u?
Im in ur mom:0000