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-a gay man who may be particularly naughty or sinister. Also known as a butt pirate.
Oh man, your little brother is such an ass goblin!
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aka, MFG (man face girl). Nasty technicolor spandex wearing lardass. Makes you say "what the hell is that ass eating?" when accompanied by 80's workout thong.
It's a good thing you're not going out with that girl anymore, she looked like a technicolor ass goblin at that party last weekend.
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An old or ugly bitch who is in need of a dick real bad. a female who is constantly on PMS who needs to get off and/or get a dick. A whore or slut who is used to dick but suddenly stops recieving dick and becomes insanely bitchy.
The lunch lady is a dick needy ass goblin.
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A goblin like creature that lives on mushrooms that has very bad constipation problems, that can oftenly be heard in a forest in Germany late at night and it sounds like kids laughing and while there's a monster screaming.
I couldn't sleep last night because the constipated german ass goblin was disturbing my sleep.
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An Ass Goblin of the Fecalie variety. Between 5 to 9 centimeters in height, the Shit Eating Ass Goblin eats only the shit of its host, who is most always a gay vegetarian from California. The goblin is transferred during acts of sodomy.The only cure for removing the Ass Goblin is the vaginal secretions of teenage (above 18) redheads.
Mike- "Hey, did you get rid of that Shit Eating Ass Goblin yet?"
Tom- "Nah man, its hard to find virgin teen redheads around here."
Mike- "Damn, that sucks"
Mike- "OH SHIT!, i think it just winked at me!!"
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A nasty ugly bastard who likes to lick peoples assholes.
Tom, who is ugly as a fucking goblin, paid for a prostitute so he can lick her ass hence the term Ass Licking Shit Goblin
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The little goblin in your ass, feasting on foods, turning them into shit, waking up and telling your body about it, and helping you take it out. If you don't take it out, eventually, it will either kill you or force it out by itself.
Jake: *chillin*
Jake: yo dude, I think my ass goblin is waking up.
Michael: I think you need to take a shit.