Rural Dictionary

Saxual Assault

Any song in which a saxophonist over-performs a solo to the point that a listener will feel sexually violated.

1"Dude, turn off this Kenny G shit right now"
2"I like it"
1"That last solo was saxual assault at its worst"

by Chruz July 8, 2009

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*A firearm that is full-auto and capable of firing multiple rounds by holding the trigger.

*Apparently, a firearm that looks "menacing", or equipped with cool add-ons. Generally considered by the NRA as "an emotional response from gun-violence". On a related note, ALL shotguns are considered "assault weapons".

"My Mossberg has compensators on the muzzle. I guess that makes it an assault weapon. Oh wait. It already is."
-me

by Dave February 27, 2005

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salmon assault

A salmon assault is an extreme form of attack leaving your opponent either unconcious or so amazed that they will not dare to retaliate.
The attack is best used when there is an object in between your self and the opponent as this will usually block their attack but is no problem for the salmon assault.
The salmon assault is named due to it un-canny likeness to a salmon leaping up stream.
To perform the attack make sure you have a couple of steps run up at least, when at correct distance leap into the air at speed with your hands straight beside your sides, attempt to get your body as horizontal as possible whilst aiming the top of your head prefferably at the victims nose. shouting salmon whilst flying through the air usually adds comical value and therefore makes it less likely for the police to believe the victim.
achieving contact with the victim in the attack is essential as if you fail to do so the chances of you hitting something much harder then their face is likely and may cause you alot of injury. therefore make sure the salmon is achivable before attempting, remember the higher and more horizontal your body is in flight and the louder the salmon shout the more effective the salmon assault will be.

"oi you C*NT"
"SALMON" - the salmon assault has ended the dispute

by waynerooney August 30, 2006

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Assault Halt

The act of preventing somebody from being sexually assualted.

Wayne - "Dude, you were fully cock blocking me last night"
John - "Bro, she was nearly unconscious"
Wayne - "Yeah, nearly"
John - "It's called Assault Halting, Wayne."

by Sustain Release July 26, 2011