asshat

a legal professional; one who engages in the practices of law; an attorney; in England, a barrister; from the latin roots 'ass' and 'hat' meaning 'law' and 'yer,' respectively. Alt., less common usage, a business school student or recent graduate.

My ex-wife's asshat demanded the refrigerator in the divorce... I mean, the fucking refrigerator!!!

That corporate asshat is wearing Italian loafers, which cost more than my car.

How many asshat books can John Grisham write?

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asshatical

The description of an asshat.
The description of an action that infers the performer of such was an asshat
A word used to describe somethin' particularly unpleasant, bitter, unneccessarily cruel, or plain stupid.

Lifting that guy's handbrake when he was parked at the top of Beech hill was a rather asshatical thing to do. We laughed anyway.

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Asshat

Donald Trumps hairstyle.

Trump wears that asshat like it's going out of style!

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asshat

noun- (asshat) 1: A person full of shit, derived from the phrase "go shit in your hat"; A person who continually behaves in such a fashion that makes those around him decide that he has his head firmly wedged in his ass.

2: A person convinced that being an ass makes them automatically the expert on a given topic.

3: A person who assumes the truth from the details provided within their own ass, or pulled from therein.

"I'd ask Fred for help, but he's always such an asshat about it"

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asshat

That which refers to Logic

That asshat Logic is a midget

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Asshat

An idoit of epic porportions. Usually resides in forums or most online games. They can easilly be mistaken for noobs, but there is only a slight difference. Asshats seem to be more of a pestering noob than one that you meet for a short period of time. See chode.

Inderpaul is an asshat.

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Asshat

When your head is so far up your own ass that you wear it like a hat!

You not see what is before you, because you are such an asshat!

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