Aster husband of Paul McCartney, roblox user and sketchers united user
Likes: tits
Dislikes: sketchers united and gays
Aster burning in hell cuz shes a fag
The girl is always there, but everyone forgets. She's late to everything, even her own birth. Even though she's always late she never gets in trouble. She knows your name, but doesn't want to talk to you. After reading this you'll probably remember you know an Aster and then forget about her. She's worth knowing but you don't want to know her. So just keep ignoring her constant attempts to befriend you.
"Who's that?"
"That's Aster."
WHO?"
"You've known her for 25 years..."
The word Aster derives from the ancient Greek, the name is common in bedtime stories. In the stories they speak of a man by the name of Terdorius Assus which was famous in the eastern kingdom for his height as well as his awfully smelly breath.
Terdorius Assus CDXX was also a Roman emperor which was known for destroying the previously very advanced sewer system in Rome after making a giant terd, it is said that this was the beginning of the end for the Roman Empire.
These days the word is used on the street by less intelligent beings and youngsters for ejecting terd from your ass. Therefore the famous phrase "Yo BigDawg Imma bout to go take an As(S)ter(d).
The pronunciation difference itself from different dialects but is generally pronounced "AssTerd" with weight on the A , s , s , t , e , r , d.
"Bro I just took the biggest Aster"
"Mah man, he is a complete Aster"
"Fuckin hell you smelly Aster"
The sweetest person you can find, if you’re lucky enough to find a Aster as a friend or best friend, you will be extremely lucky. Aster is a meaning of ‘star’ so that’s why she’s the best. She’s also the prettiest, especially if she’s a Virgo or a Gemini. But if you find an aster that you don’t like, you’ll regret it as you’ll find out that she is actually a pretty lucky person to you.
Aster is like a lucky charm!