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Someone whos penis is so big, when it gets an erection, it seems to go into space, like an astronaut.
Once I took off his pants, I knew i had met a cock astronaut.
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Occurs when a woman is preforming oral sex on a man, and the man then ejaculates in the womans hair, creating a cheese like mess on her head.
"...im gonna cum! oops"
"it's in my hair!"
"mmm, astronaut cheese."
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4 oz. bottle of tussin non-drowsy DXM 15 mg
2 hydrocodone 7.5
energy drink of your choose
first crush up the hydrocodone into a fine powder
put the powder in an empty cup. then you put the tussin in followed by the energy drink. stir drink and enjoy
the non drowsy will keep you awake so you can have an aware dxm trip. the codone add a wonder body high of euphoria which mixes with the dxm high causes almost a strange shroom trip feeling. the engery drink adds to the awareness
i am trippin off the astronaut juice
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When you're puke drunk and making out with someone then you vomit uncontrollably into their mouth.
Guy 1: What happened with that chick you took into your room? She ran out fast. Guy 2: I gave her astronaut food.
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when you put a fish bowl on a very ugly person's head and proceed to fuck them like a gorilla getting ready for a space mission.
Usually involves cuming in the fishbowl while holding them upside down by one leg and spinning them around in a circle
"hey you know Cherry?"
"Yeah"
"I gave that bitch a Gorilla Astronaut last night"
"cool"
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The worst song to ever exist. It’s another one of those rap artists trying to throw country into the mix and the lyrics don’t even make any sense?
Doug: “Hey John did you hear the song Astronaut in the Ocean yet?”
John: “You mean that one song that has the lyrics: When your brain goes numb, you call that mental freeze, that doesn’t make any sense whatsoever.”
Doug: Yup you’ve heard it.
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Person 1: have you seen John?
Person 2: No but I think he does astronaut in the Ocean.