risk it for the triscuit

Engaging in dangerous acts for the soul reason of consuming a salty, wheat-based cracker. Also slang for taking extreme risks for little reward.

Running in front of an oncoming freight train just to get a quarter on the other side of the tracks. "Dude, there's a train coming what are you doing?" Response: "I'm gonna risk it for the triscuit!"

Also, "They're out of Cheez-its! I'm gonna risk it for the triscuit."

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Flight Risk

An unpredictable person who has terrible organisational skills when it comes to thier own life. They cannot be relied on to make plans or be involved in activities that require any kind of careful preparation.

Tony: "Hey Hank, is Matt bringing the birthday cake for the surprise party?"
Hank: "Nah, i dont trust him after he forgot it last time. He's a total flight risk!"

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Risk Factor

A comment or action that belies homosexual tendencies.

"Jack is hot." -Joe
"Risk Factor, dude!" -Sam

"Jack looks good in that scarf and those tight pants." -Joe
"Risk Factor!" -Mike

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Flight Risk

For a person that isn't reliable, or trustworthy enough.

You cannot coexist with a person like this, cause simply he/she will make you regret it cause he/she sounds like ticking time bomb of unfortunate events.

e.x.

Person A:
I need some serious leisure time. It feels like I'm working non stop. You wanna go somewhere with me this summer?
Person B: You can't keep a dollar in your wallet and you want to go vacations with me? Jesus, what a flight risk!

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Risk Assessment

A form designed by bureaucrats to waste the time of people with useful jobs

1: I need to do this work
2: Here's 4 risk assessment forms to fill out

...days later...

1. Ok I've done that
2. You filled out the wrong ones, here are the new ones

....later still....

1. Look, just tell me what to write!
2. Have you considered that blowing you nose and getting a nosebleed should be on here
1. What? I just want to weigh some stuff that is otherwise kept in the freezer
2. You're using a freezer! Here's another risk assessment to fill out

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Risk a Zygote

Verb. When a woman lets you cum inside of her without wearing a condom.

1: "Wow, you and that guy were going at it for a while!"

2: "Yeah, the sex is so good with him, I'd Risk a Zygote."

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Risk it All

To go all the way, to have sex with someone you’ve been thinking about for a while. A show of trust and big step forward in a relationship/friendship

“I want to go past third base with you, I want to risk it all”

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