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Attempting Murder

When you attempt to kill your enemy

Attempting Murder Is when you catch your oppostion lacking.

by TruReligion March 12, 2024


Do not attempt

How Vonage captions their "people do stupid things" TV ads to cover their a**es legally.

Note: This blonde lady actually DID know better than to enter the water to play with the "dolphins", and fake shark-fins were used in the production of this advertisement. Do not attempt in real life.

by QuacksO November 3, 2018


First Attempt Syndrome

(usually in Minecraft parkour) when you get super far in a parkour on your first try, but on your later attempts, you start trippin

Yo I think I have a case of First Attempt Syndrome cause after I fell off the parkour that first try, I kept fucking walking off of the one block jumps.

by pussack August 7, 2018


Assassination Attempt

When shooting a load at at potential recipient’s face, they turn away and their ear takes the heat.

I had a clear shot at her face, but it just ended up being an assassination attempt.

by Dingelberry July 16, 2024


Attempt

Effort: A determined attempt that is either physical and mental, which is done to achieve the purpose of something, someone, or yourself. Something that is uncertain to work; succeed; when something serves its desired purpose.

I attempt to achieve many purposes with paid attempt, but I don't succeed until I have achieved my own purpose.

by Mindsick December 27, 2021


an attempt at teaching

most substitute teachers

wow that was a fun an attempt at teaching

by sun tzu_closerelativeofgenghis December 23, 2021


When You Attempt The Seventh

something that is will always fail in the worst way possible.

"Dude I was home alone I committed When You Attempt The Seventh, it went so wrong."

by Krenatarr May 1, 2021