august

this month repps the fine ass virgos.

damn she beautiful.
yeah she a virgo.
so what month she was born
august.

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August

people born in august are the biggest idiots. they do stupid things often and mess up a lot. they can get confused and misunderstand situations.

him: why did you eat my leftovers?
her: i and she and i so yes and um yeah so yes and i and i and and and yes and i and yeah.
him: you were born in august weren’t you?

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augusted

Being tortured and/or abruptly raped by some guy with some serious mental disease, e.g. a serial killer or a bored dandy collecting snuff movies. It comes from the underground cult trilogy "August Underground" of the director Fred Vogel.

Sick Guy 1:"hey, have you heard about the serial killer they caught?"
Sick Guy 2:"yeah, he was a sick bastard! I heard his victims were augusted!"

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August

Mariska Hargitay and Peter Hermann's son name

Full name is August Miklos Fredrich Hermann

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August

The month of entanglement.

Person 1: Are you single?
Person 2: Well it's August so I may be in an entanglement.

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august

The worst month of the year.

Did you know that more people die in august than in any other month?

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august 20

if you were born on august 20 you were born to be a boss

if you were born on august 20 you a boss and ain’t nobody stopping shit PERIOD

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